rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(Source: zoeyactress)

Steve Rogers + that plaid shirt

(Source: zoewashburne)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

Send me a character and I’ll tell you;

sinnerlikedamon:

OTP:
BrOTP:
OT3:
NOTP:

(Source: asgardies)

2.  I KINDA. KINDA. JUST FINISHED TRANSLATING THE WHOLE THING A MINUTE AGO—

OMG I NEED TO READ THIS NOW NOW NOWWWWW

unmatespritship:

going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out

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(Source: fentonthermos)

madoks:

rin-loves-sukiyaki-okumura:

SO DONE.

iM PISSING ON EVER Y FUC K I NG THING DO YOU NOT SEE HOW THIS PAINS ME SO

(Source: makochantachibanana)